Tuesday, 16 July 2013

[Is it a K or a C?]


[2:15:33 PM] @Reniestar: Tom is a mess
[2:15:41 PM] @Reniestar: he's so chilled and mellow today
[2:15:53 PM] @Reniestar: so im like 'whats the matter, u okay?'
[2:16:21 PM] @CINBlack: and he says?
[2:16:21 PM] @Reniestar: he's like 'i had sex last night and it was rubbish. don’t know how to break it off with her'
[2:16:35 PM] @CINBlack: ohh wow
[2:16:41 PM] @CINBlack: lol!!!
[2:16:46 PM] @CINBlack: i know how he feels
[2:17:06 PM] @CINBlack: but he should give it another try... maybe their chemistry was just off
[2:17:40 PM] @Reniestar: oh well
[2:17:54 PM] @Reniestar: thats why he's got a long face all day
[2:18:01 PM] @CINBlack: lol
[2:18:17 PM] @CINBlack: tell him not to run
[2:18:21 PM] @Reniestar: if sex is rubbish i blame the dude jo
[2:18:33 PM] @CINBlack: are u kidding?
[2:18:51 PM] @CINBlack: how do you figure that
[2:19:45 PM] @Reniestar: well, the lady is usually the nervous one first time, so dude needs to reassure her with talking and spend extra time on foreplay
[2:20:02 PM] @Reniestar: but i figure Tom is lazy
[2:20:08 PM] @Reniestar: he's just wham bam!
[2:20:10 PM] @CINBlack: hmm... wont argue with that
[2:20:31 PM] @CINBlack: how do u know he just wham bam'd it?
[2:22:39 PM] @Reniestar: well there was once, he had a car accident but he didnt tell us a girl was in the car. so on another day, Tina and i grilled him about the accident, turns out he was with a girl he just crenked. so we asked him about that, and he was like, after crenking he dozed off. so Tina and i were like 'did the girl sleep too' and he's like 'he doesnt know'. so we figured that he's the type that sleeps off as soon as he's done whether or not the girl is done.
[2:23:24 PM] @CINBlack: thats bad
[2:23:32 PM] @CINBlack: not good at all
[2:23:49 PM] @CINBlack: and u used the "word" krenked
[2:23:51 PM] @CINBlack: lol!!
[2:24:03 PM] @Reniestar: oh is it a 'k'
[2:24:24 PM] @CINBlack: ah its 'k'
[2:24:35 PM] @Reniestar: how come its not a 'c'
[2:26:03 PM] @CINBlack: cos its not
[2:26:05 PM] @CINBlack: lol
[2:26:49 PM] @CINBlack: u want to argue over the spelling of  a word that doesnt exist

[2:27:04 PM] @Reniestar: not argue, a discussion.

4 comments:

  1. Lmao! Classic!
    I'll go for "C". Though "K" sorta looks cooler, but "C" makes the word look realer than it is...and we know Crenking is real...well as it should be done! Hehehe

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  2. Lmao! Classic!
    I'll go for "C". Though "K" sorta looks cooler, but "C" makes the word look realer than it is...and we know Crenking is real...well as it should be done! Hehehe

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  3. funny dialogue. I'll go with a K.

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  4. definitely a C.... Tom is so typical.

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