Just Do It

There are major differences between men and women… 

I mean I don’t think I need to go into all that… but fact, is these differences are glaring.

Look at boy and girl relations… 

when we (men) start the chase…

 the chick is always on some bullshit… 

I mean waiting for you to either put the final nail in your coffin 

or sweep them off they feet… 

I mean with a woman there is always work to do. 

Well I can’t really blame them not like we back in the cave-man era where it was… 

“thonk… drag… straff…” 

well I am assuming this was how it was done then until 

cave-men started fighting for their property… 

and the woman as usual is the ultimate prize and pride of a man…

I digress…

Anyways, women want men to do shit they are not used to, 

please do not be confused… 

we will do them… 

the problem is when we stop you say we have changed… 

lets break this down… 

we started talking to you… (for the most part) 

if you just said yes we won’t need to change in order to impress or woo you 

and it won’t lead to the most famous line in the statement in the world 

“you have changed… you stopped doing the things that you used to” 

well… I won’t call it change… 

I will call it reverting to the original state of existence. 

Women love to talk… talk about the day, and shit that happened and all that good stuff… 

men do not really like to talk… if we do it better be relevant.

Yesterday I was with a married couple… 

heading to a meeting with the husband and I had to drop the wife at her office… 

ok… the ride was smooth… 

but damn his wife could not be quiet and you could tell that homeboi didn’t feel like talking… 

she talking bout shit that don’t even matter… 

her sister and her husband… 

the water leaking from the roof of the boy’s quarters in her father’s house… 

I almost lost it… truth is as men we do not have a choice… 

women like to talk about all kinda shit… 

they just need to know that you are a part of whatever they are going through. 

I have always been bad at this though… because to be honest… 

[pause]

You must give it up to the woman though… she won’t leave or switch up her feelings; 

she will adjust, and for the most part welcome what you have turned into or reverted to…

But there is another problem that might stir-up… 

women for the most part once they “lock down” a dude… they let go… talking about 

OUT THE WINDOW

Walking around a nigga crib like u just escaped being beaten by some cave-man… 

I mean WTF?! 

What the hell we posed to do with that ish!!! 

And the minute we not in the mood to be around the house you get to nagging… 

for the most part you are in control of that relationship… 

your vibe and your appearance is what motivates  a us… 

trust me if you look 10/10 for the most part he will be all over you. 

(unless you wore him out already)

and they definitely want to be around you all the time...

On the other hand as soon as men get with that girl they been wanting… 

they relax and can be withdrawn… 

this is when the woman wants to see more of you 

and you are busy making up excuses all over the place… 

talking bout I am really busy this week… nigga doing what?!! 

When you were on her ass like white on rice you had all the time in the world and now that she yours, 

you can’t spare a couple hours in your day… ok… 

watch another nigga slide in… 

and guess who going to be wearing the stupid face…  

Fact is, our potential differences are what make us need each other… 

I mean a man is willing to sit in a place and if he is not disturbed… 

would probably be there for the rest of his life… but when a woman is introduced into the equation… 

she starts to make plans for both of you. 

This can be very annoying but please indulge her, 

you might just enjoy it and guess what… 

when you are done you have earned the right to be left alone 

or won the key to the ultimate sex vault… 

I choose the second.

on that note i leave you with a skit from Llyod's Playboy Diaries...